Romney Girl

Paul Summerville • August 9, 2012
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This about captures it.

Romney Girl

 

Hi Romney
Hi Miss
Do you have something to hide?
Well yeah, jump in!

 

(Miss Swiss) 

 

I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless. It's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation.

(Mitt)

I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party

(Miss Swiss)

I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
He's so plastic, it's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere.
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation

(Miss Swiss)

He's a boss, millionaire, with accounts everywhere
Won't disclose, all the dough, that he's banking

(Mitt)

You can't see, Ann agrees, we hate transparency
If you knew, we'd be screwed, spanky-spanky

(Miss Swiss)

He is rich, you are poor,
If he wins, you're uninsured

(Miss Swiss)

I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless. It's fantastic,
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation

(Mitt)

I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party

(Miss Swiss)

Sell your stock, I won't talk, dodging taxes with ease,
Represent, one percent, he will do as we please.

(Mitt)

Come jump in, Wall Street friends, let us do it again,
Write the laws, they'll applaud, let's go party.

(Miss Swiss)

He is rich, you are poor,
If he wins, you're uninsured

(Mitt)

I am rich, oh the joy!
If I win, you're unemployed

I'm Mitt Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party,
Come on Romney, let's go party!

(Miss Swiss)

I'm a Romney girl, in a Romney world.
Life is taxless, It's fantastic.
Silver tip your hair, tax shelters everywhere,
Outsource nation, Bain is his creation

(Miss Swiss)

Oh, Mitt I'm having so much fun!

(Mitt)

Well Miss Swiss, we're just getting started!

The original.

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